10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester