10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"