10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger