10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant