10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Welcome to kicker school
• im going to 2 out you to death
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is for loners.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus