10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.