10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.