10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"