10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger