10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"