10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."