10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.