10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers