10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders