10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury