10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake