10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Fold and live to fold again
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT