10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Fold and live to fold again
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is for loners.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.