10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...