10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is