10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake