10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.