10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003