10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Fold and live to fold again
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.