10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson