10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger