10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.