10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!