10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare