10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.