10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.