10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant