10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- It's Free To Fold...
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water