10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "No river, no fish."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.