10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT