10 Random Poker Quotes

Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Fish don't eat Nutz!
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery