10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.