10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.