10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is for loners.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth