10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz