10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.