10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.