10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You have to piss with the dick you have