10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."