10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."