10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-