10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."