10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Those eggs smell delicious!