10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.