10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson